Ten things you probably didn’t know about me

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I went out to eat the other night. Waitress: ‘Do you have any questions about the menu?’ Me: ‘What font is this?’

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I like to hold hands at the movies… which always seems to startle strangers.

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I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus, that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!

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 I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner… well, it was just collecting dust.

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I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that the other day inside my fort.

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I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set all by my self. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

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My proofreading skills are second to nine.

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I am feeling like I’m in really good shape, round is a shape, right?

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Due to the lockdown I have finished 3 books now.

And that’s a lot of colouring.

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