Five facts about me
I went out to eat the other night, I said to the waitress: ‘Do you have any questions about the menu?’ Me: ‘What kind of font is this?’
I like to hold hands at the movies… which always seems to startle strangers.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus, that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner… well, it was just collecting dust.