Five facts about me

I went out to eat the other night, I said to the waitress: ‘Do you have any questions about the menu?’ Me: ‘What kind of font is this?’


I like to hold hands at the movies… which always seems to startle strangers.


I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus, that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.


 I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner… well, it was just collecting dust.


 I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that the other day inside my fort.

My week so far

Coffee drunk this week – 90 cups
Cat gifs shared – 23
Push ups done – 2