Ten things you probably didn’t know about me
I went out to eat the other night. Waitress: ‘Do you have any questions about the menu?’ Me: ‘What font is this?’
I like to hold hands at the movies… which always seems to startle strangers.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus, that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!
I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner… well, it was just collecting dust.
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that the other day inside my fort.
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set all by my self. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
My proofreading skills are second to nine.
I am feeling like I’m in really good shape, round is a shape, right?
Due to the lockdown I have finished 3 books now.
And that’s a lot of colouring.